Before I leave for my week long retreat with Gehlek Rimpoche, I will leave you with three YouTube videos of an upcoming documentary called “Yoga, Inc.”
Step right up and get your instant enlightenment in that drive-up yoga studio — hey, maybe one day we won’t even have to get out of our cars to do yoga! What a concept! I need to call my lawyer before I leave for my retreat.
Note to Self:
1. Buy throne just like Bikram’s.
2. Buy chakra panties.
3. Sit on throne in my chakra panties and teach yoga.
4. Copyright my sequences and sue anyone teaching MY YOGA sitting on a throne wearing chakra panties.
om namah shivaya, y’all!